Take one average, desperately ordinary guy, add the following:
Button-down shirt, untucked, with long sleeves inexplicably rolled up to the middle of the forearm
Boot-cut mall-bought jeans, with artificially distressed cuffs, light to medium wash
Any of the following: boring brown leather shoes, overstyled loafers, tevas, birkenstocks, adidas slides, or trainers.
Crispy Ryan Seacrest hair
Voila! Instant Douchebag!
Now that you've made one, shoot him. Shoot him before he breeds with the girl he just roofied and passes on his douchebag genes to a new generation.
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