Because your offspring may wake up from their afternoon paint huffing blackout and try to assassinate a presidential candidate. I mean, jumping jesus on a pogo stick! Even by the yardstick with which trailer trash is usually measured, these cro-mag, wall-eyed, lead-poisoned, knuckle-dragging mouth breathers are particularly hideous.
It reminds me of one of my favourite lines from Preacher: "Why are the saviours of the white race always the worst examples of it?"
I guess it beats their normal pastime of stealing children and living under a bridge.
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